Alan Schaaf Quotes

When I was a student, I was working at the technology call center, where students call in if they can't get their email to work or something. A minimum-wage kind of job.

Alan Schaaf

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God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?

Joe Cocker

GodSingingFatYouKnowBald

I'm self-loathing, introverted, and neurotic.

Megan Fox

Self-LoathingNeuroticIntroverted

I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so they allow you at least one improv take, and for comedy, that's great.

Matt Walsh

GoodGreatPeopleComedyYouKnow

There's talent everywhere; we just have to make technology accessible to them.

Aneel Bhusri

TechnologyTalentMakeJustThem

They love 3-D. It's fun to watch a movie in 3-D with your children or with a group of children because you see the kids in front of you from time to time reaching up. You see little hands reaching up to grab things that they think are right there. I think it's remarkable and it does obviously, literally, add another dimension to the movie.

Steve Carell

LoveChildrenTimeFunThinkHands

The way Aventura became successful was so weird. We didn't have a major label. They say everything has a reason, but it's not easy to find. The only thing that was right was the music.

Romeo Santos

MusicWeirdEasyFindSayWay

People simply learn to process information to the point where it doesn't serve true creativity.

Michael Masser

CreativityPeopleProcessLearnTrue

Prison is essentially a shortage of space made up for by a surplus of time; to an inmate, both are palpable.

Joseph Brodsky

TimeSpacePrisonUpMadeShortage

When the earthquake hit Haiti in 2010, I was on vacation in the Cayman Islands.

Jose Andres

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We are fortunate to have some of the greatest and best teachers in the world, but we want to make sure that those few that try to sneak through the system are caught in advance.

Jon Porter

BestWorldWantTeachersTrySystem

I feel very strongly about contraception even though I know people say that, as a good Catholic girl, I shouldn't. But I disagree because I think one of the keys to women's progression in the 20th century is being able to control their fertility.

Cherie Blair

GoodWomenGirlPeopleControlFeel

I thought The Shining was just absolutely wonderful. Stephen King reaches all kinds of people. In the beginning he was just dismissed out of hand, which was terrible.

Anne Rice

BeginningKingPeopleThoughtHand

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