Albert Brooks Quotes

You know what I've always wanted to do? I've always wanted to put a lung in a suitcase and send it through an airport security check. In effect, the guard would be looking at an X-ray of a lung.

Albert Brooks

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: July 22, 1947

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I will thank God for the day and the moment I have.

Jim Valvano

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You can't believe Russell Crowe is the same actor who won an Oscar one year ago for Gladiator.

Joel Siegel

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I'm connected to a Wesley Snipes, and I'm connected to Giancarlo Esposito because of the history of films that we've all been a part of with Spike Lee.

John David Washington

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I curl up inside and freeze when I have to act. I much prefer sitting on the sidelines and trying to get the best out of other people.

Mel Ferrer

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Someone's just told me the English are still trying to take over the United States - is that true?

Steve Guttenberg

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I can't watch myself on screen without dying a little bit inside. And there are lots of moments when I think, 'What am I doing as an actor? I can't act!'

Rob James-Collier

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Freedom is a unique concept that everyone interprets differently.

Dmitry Medvedev

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Let the poets cry themselves to sleep, and all their tearful words will turn back into steam.

Conor Oberst

WordsSleepBackCryWillTurn

I think one thing as far as my learning curve and what I'm learning - there is a time to take a sack, and then there is also a time to try to find a way to maybe throw the ball at a receiver's feet.

Brock Osweiler

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I've never been an intellectual but I have this look.

Woody Allen

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The dreadful decision in Citizens United vs. Federal Election Commission was the culmination of the Republican appointees' careful work to open American politics to corporate influence.

Sheldon Whitehouse

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In my heart, I will always love Hef and Playboy.

Kendra Wilkinson

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