Alan Coren Quotes

I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Alan Coren

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: writer
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: June 27, 1938 - October 18, 2007

Topics

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In comedy, you have to be unafraid to hang from the tree branch naked in the high wind and you have to be absolutely unafraid to look ridiculous and silly.

Matt LeBlanc

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The lefties are on the side of the thugs. They've taken over the universities. I don't think anyone learns anything at college anymore. It's a four-year vacation.

Ann Coulter

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To the extent the dollar gains strength relative to other currencies, assets priced in those other currencies would become cheaper on a dollar basis.

Steve Mnuchin

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I've been to all seven continents on assignment for 'SI.'

Steve Rushin

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When I was younger, I wanted to be older. Now I am older, I am not quite so sure.

Tom Waits

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With 'Soul Train,' it was the first time I was on television. And I just couldn't believe it.

Rosie Perez

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Soldiers are trained not to be vulnerable, but when they come home, they've got to learn it.

Mary Gauthier

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I grew up in a house where we danced all the time because we're Puerto Rican.

Josh Segarra

TimeHouseUpWhereBecauseRican

After over 50 years of headlining, I've been received very beautifully. But I always say, when you're onstage, you can't please everybody. I'm sure there are people who may not take to what I do, but that's OK.

Don Rickles

PeopleYouSayAlwaysOverYears

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

Boris Johnson

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I've always been interested in past lives, because they're earmarks of what creates us.

Sylvia Browne

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I love films that are many things at the same time while being simple.

Pawel Pawlikowski

LoveTimeSimpleSameThingsBeing

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