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Alexandra Petri Quotes

Every so often, when I am feeling plucky, I try to write a screenplay that combines all 10 of Americans' top phobias and market it as a sleeper hit.

Alexandra Petri

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: journalist
Nationality: american

Topics

I Am Feeling Try Write Top Market

You realize as you get older that tomorrow is not guaranteed for anybody.

John McLaughlin

Tomorrow You Realize Get Older

Of the first seven novels I wrote, numbers four and five were published. Numbers one, two, three, six, and seven, have never seen the light of day... and rightly so.

Light Day Numbers Three Never First

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

Blind You Tax Three Income Tax Box

A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials.

Good Woman Short Enough Long Skirt

Republicans will criticize whatever President Obama does because that is what they do.

Will President Whatever Because Does

No matter what happens, I'm going to protect my kid.

Matter Protect Kid Going Happens

All human beings have bodies. All bodies are mortal. Yours, too, is one of these bodies.

Human Yours Human Beings Mortal Too

My mom knows when something is real and something is not.

Christina Ricci

Mom Real Something Knows

Unequal funding resources also results in unequal educational opportunity when you consider studies that show that one half of low income students who are qualified to attend college do not attend because they can't afford to.

Opportunity College You Results Low

It always makes me sad when I think of how I saw Wagner wasting his vitality, not only by singing their parts to some of his artists, but acting out the smallest details, and of how few they were who were responsive to his wishes.

Sad Me Singing Think Details Acting

I love academics, theory and all that. I love and admire that and try to do as much reading as I can.

Love Reading I Can Admire Try Much

Competition is the final price determinant and competitive prices may result in profits which force you to accept a rate of return less than you hoped for, or for that matter to accept temporary losses.

Alfred P. Sloan

Competition Result You Price Accept

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