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Tom Lehrer Quotes

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: musician
Nationality: american
Birth: April 9, 1928

Topics

Blind You Tax Three Income Tax Box

For the spouse of someone in the service, you are your own provider, your own lover, you own best friend while that person's gone - the mother and father if you have kids.

Friend Father Mother Service Best

Then as I got older, I always gravitated towards the hard stuff, Born To Be Wild, then Black Sabbath.

Black Born Wild Hard Always Sabbath

I've played a lot of villains, and I always feel slightly upset when people say, 'You were so bad!'

People Feel You Bad Say Upset

It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous.

Robert Benchley

Time Talent Me Writing Famous Up

I wrote my first song when I was 54 years old.

Mary Steenburgen

Song Old First Years Wrote

I think most people think of ballerinas as kind of either as a fairytale, far-away thing that's really not attainable, something they can't grasp, or they think of them as European or Russian and kind of their nose up in the air. So, it's cool for me to, like, sit with them and for them to really see themselves as me.

People Me Cool Think Kind See

I once stayed in a roach-infested hotel in Istanbul for a work trip. I had to share my room with a male model, and pointedly all we talked about was our other halves.

Jasmine Guinness

Work Hotel Room Share Istanbul Trip

I train every day to destroy whoever they put in front of me.

Day Me Every Day Train Destroy Put

No hidden talents, but I have a lot of hobbies. Acrylic painting - I got a whole set, and I light candles at night and sit there and paint and look out on Lake Michigan.

Light Painting Night Lake Look Out

If a leader doesn't convey passion and intensity then there will be no passion and intensity within the organization and they'll start to fall down and get depressed.

Leader Passion Organization Start

If I didn't love it, I would not record it.

Love Would Record

Faith is what replaces doubt in my dictionary.

Faith Doubt Dictionary

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