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Aziz Ansari Quotes

I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 23, 1983

Topics

Food Kind Eat Like Obsessed

Unfortunately, after Sept. 11, there was an outburst in America of intense suffering and patriotism, and the Bush administration was very shrewd and effective in painting anyone who disagreed with the policies as unpatriotic or even traitorous.

Patriotism Suffering Painting America

I love being on the road, but to make a living as a road comic, you have to be on it most weeks out of the year. That's just too much for me. But I would love to be such a successful road comic that I don't have to go on it every week.

Love Me Road Week Year You

Wonder Woman is lame. She flies around in an invisible jet, but she's not invisible. I don't get it.

Woman Wonder She Invisible Get Lame

Through the eight books in 'The Treasure Chest' series, readers will meet twins Maisie and Felix and learn the secrets and rules of time travel, where they will encounter some of these famous and forgotten people. In Book 1, Clara Barton, then Alexander Hamilton, Pearl Buck, Harry Houdini, and on and on.

Time Travel People Book Learn Rules

Marriage is tough. I can tell my wife all day long that I love her, but it doesn't mean anything if you don't show that.

Love Marriage Day Wife Tough You

Accept that the moment you buy your latest iPad, iPhone, tablet, app or game it will be promptly followed by a vastly improved and sleeker looking version.

Simon Mainwaring

Moment Looking Game You Accept Will

Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.

Play Well Like Nut Tapes

Unless you can fake sincerity, you'll get nowhere in this business.

Business Fake You Sincerity Nowhere

I think faith is vitally important to your day, your seconds in each day. Faith helps to get you through the day.

Faith Day Think You Important Get

I'll play baseball for the Army or fight for it, whatever they want me to do.

Fight Baseball Me Army Play Want

I learned how to play guitar by playing along to Jane's Addiction records and Smashing Pumpkins records, things you can totally hear if you listen to my guitar.

Guitar You Play Addiction Listen

Some writers sit down without a thought of what they are going to say, and they go through draft after draft.

Thought Down Go Say Without Going

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