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Bill Burr Quotes

My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: June 10, 1968

Topics

Funny Humor You Kind Observe

I tolerate lots of people I have no patience or respect for. Then, as soon as I can, I rat on them.

Patience Respect People I Can Rat

So many gay men are mothers to so many young people, me included. I've had gay men who were more mother to me than my own mother ever was.

Mother Men People Me Gay Young

Without science fiction, without the influence these books have had on me over the years, I'm not sure I would care much about reading or writing today.

Today Science Me Writing Reading

We promised new benefits to seniors like preventive screening and diabetes testing. We kept that promise.

Diabetes New Testing Seniors Promise

It was the most fun I've ever had on a movie. It was one of the happiest times in my life. I was living in New York, and I really enjoyed acting at the time. Also, it's funny because that was also the time when I went downhill.

Life Funny Time Fun New York Acting

I'm not good at confrontation. I know my strengths. I like company. And I am not a great arguer... I do find it much easier talking to people I like about things we both like.

Good Great I Am People Talking Find

We shouldn't be afraid to fail- if we are not failing we are not pushing. 80% of the stuff in the studio is not going to work. If something is not good enough, stop doing it.

Work Good Not Good Enough Doing Stop

You know, there's nothing you can do about your public image. It is what it is. I just try to do things honestly. I guess honesty is what you would call subjective: if you feel good about what you're doing, yourself, if you figure you're doing the right thing.

Christopher Walken

Good Honesty Yourself Feel Good You

I start by moisturizing my face neck and chest with my own anti-aging SPF And IR Defense Sunblock called Recapture 360... Allow to sink in... Then I like Neutrogena's range of spray on sunblocks for body... then I use a foundation with SPF 30 or higher on my face to add yet another layer of protection to my face.

Christie Brinkley

Start Foundation Face Body My Own

Michael Kitchen is my favourite actor. We were at the same table at an awards once, and I was so thrilled, I had to go and sit next to him... he's mesmeric.

Kitchen Table Go Actor Awards Him

Liverpool have always shown a great warmth to me, so when they came to me with a proposal, I did not need to think twice to renew the contract. I have always been looked after very well by this football club, and I am very happy at this football club, so I didn't even have to think about it.

Philippe Coutinho

Great Football I Am Happy Me Think

I have zero interest in being vice president.

President Vice Interest Being Zero

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