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Bill Maher Quotes

Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 20, 1956

Topics

Cake People Law You Gay Know

There is a comfort zone of knowing where things are going and having characters in place, but the action gets more and more dramatic and is very challenging to describe.

Jerry B. Jenkins

Action Comfort Zone Place Comfort

Ric Flair, The Freebirds, and The Rockers were great influences in my decision to become a wrestler.

Great Decision Become Influences

I have never been to a brothel. I don't think I could go into one.

Think Go Never Been Could Brothel

The struggle is always worthwhile, if the end be worthwhile and the means honorable; foreknowledge of defeat is not sufficient reason to withdraw from the contest.

Struggle End Defeat Reason Always

I've never worked out, mate. It doesn't interest me.

Me Never Out Interest Mate Worked

I think sometimes we get wrapped up in awards... ultimately, it's just a moment in time, and it passes.

Time Moment Think Sometimes Awards

Trust your instincts: If your instincts have always served you well, trust them and follow them.

Trust You Follow Always Well Your

I have many shortcomings. I feel very lucky to have been able to have what I've had.

Joshua Lederberg

Feel Lucky Been Able I Feel Many

There's something so naked about being on stage as a musician. I think about that even with standup comedy or something - like, 'This is it, this is what I got.'

Think Comedy Stage Naked Something

It's really live television, the way God meant it to be.

Live God Television Way Really

I founded SkyBridge - an alternative investment management company focused on seeding and partnering with emerging managers and mentoring Wall Street's next generation of Wall Street's entrepreneurs - in 2005.

Anthony Scaramucci

Management Generation Wall Street

When I encountered rich people for the first time, I discovered that not only do they holiday in places that are hard to find on a map, but that they also use the names of seasons as verbs. When they asked me, 'Where did you summer and winter growing up?' I would usually say, 'As a child? The same place I springed and autumned.'

Winter Time Child People Growing Up

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