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Billy Gardell Quotes

Whenever I realize I'm being a goofball, I write it down. When I release the joke onstage, I love watching the effect it has on the audience. No one wants to see someone talk who takes themselves too seriously.

Billy Gardell

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 20, 1969

Topics

Love Someone Down Seriously Talk

What happens in the Senate is the Republicans sink to the lowest common denominator.

Jim DeMint

Sink Common Senate Happens Lowest

Andy Warhol defined Pop Art.

Jeffrey Deitch

Art Pop Pop Art Andy Warhol Defined

When you're in the back of the pack, you can gamble a little bit more.

Michael Andretti

You Back More Little Gamble Pack

I have the world's largest collection of seashells. I keep it on all the beaches of the world... perhaps you've seen it.

Steven Wright

World You Seen Keep Collection

In the theatre the audience wants to be surprised - but by things that they expect.

Tristan Bernard

Theatre Audience Things Expect Wants

I'm into yoga, I meditate all the time, I'm vegetarian.

Russell Brand

Time Vegetarian Yoga Meditate

I'm one of the writers that would die if I didn't say what I needed to say. For me, it's a matter of survival to write.

Mary Lambert

Me Die Survival Say Matter Write

There are only so many movies you can direct. And yet there are movies that I want to make sure make it to the screen in as honest a way as possible.

Jason Reitman

You Want Movies Way Possible Honest

Life is supposed to be about love and good times, and so I've forgiven myself after paying the consequences of my bad decisions, and I'm ready to move forward and allow my life to be a light to others that it's never over, even for a person like me, who has lost a tremendous amount of respect among my peers, my fans, my friends and family.

Jon Jones

Life Family Love Good Light Myself

The effect of the mass media is not to elicit belief but to maintain the apparatus of addiction.

Christopher Lasch

Media Addiction Belief Mass Media

How easy it is to govern when one follows a system of consulting the will of the people and one holds as the only norm all the actions which contribute to the well being of the people.

Che Guevara

People Easy Will System Being Well

I'm not some crazy party animal. That's OK. If you say you want to be the best, you have to do what the best do - train, research, eat right, take care of yourself, and be. Don't pretend.

Shameik Moore

Best Yourself Animal Research Crazy