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Billy Connolly Quotes

Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: scottish
Birth: November 24, 1942

Topics

Marriage Bicycle Repair Invention

'The Dark Knight,' 'The Rocketeer' and definitely the first 'Superman' movie by Richard Donner are the best. I tend to be softer in my judgment about what's a bad movie - I don't think anyone intends to make a bad movie, and sometimes it just doesn't click for some reason.

Best Think Bad Dark Sometimes First

I love female singer-songwriters!

Melissa Benoist

Love Female I Love

He who hesitates is poor.

Poor Who He Hesitates

The British, I have discovered, assume that Americans are more religious than they are.

Stanley Hauerwas

More Assume British Religious Than

I am comfortable in all kinds of outfits. I prefer Indian wear, but there are days I step out in a short dress. It depends on my mood.

I Am Dress Step Short Mood Out

I'm very social. It's just most of my friends are not actors.

Friends Social Just Most Very

As a poet, Will Rogers just had this natural conversational style.

Style Will Poet Natural Just Had

There are only two types of people in the world. There are the people who understand that this is a matrix, and then there are the people who buy it lock, stock and barrel.

People World Understand Two Buy Who

Ezra Klein gets under my skin. He seems to spout the party line.

I've met a ton of new people who have colitis or Crohn's. Talking to them has been probably the most healing thing: to hear other people's attitudes on how they deal with their disease and how they stay positive.

Positive Healing People Talking New

Since the 1970s, I have asked students if they would first try to save their drowning dog or a drowning stranger. And for 40 years I have received the same results: One third vote for their dog, one third for the stranger, and one third don't know what they would do.

Dog Results Know Vote Try First

Michelle Pfeiffer hasn't been finding a lot of work recently because she doesn't like what a woman her age is offered. That's a real double standard. You get Sean Connery, who gets older and older, still playing opposite young ladies, but it doesn't work the other way around.

Denzel Washington

Work Age Woman Finding You Young

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