Ellie Kemper Quotes

There are some extremely acceptable male comedians out there: Joel Osteen, Abraham Lincoln, the man who played Phil Spector in HBO's 'Phil Spector.' But even those guys, while insightful and amusing, aren't exactly funny.

Ellie Kemper

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My grandmother came with me when I moved out to New York. She stayed with me for a week. I was, you know, living in the dorm. The first year, I had a lot of anxiety, and, I remember, my teachers kept saying I had so much jaw tension.

Jessica Chastain

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Google Now supplants the need to open an app by surfacing cards - cards that magically turn into just the information you need, when you need it - without having to go to an app to get it.

John Battelle

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Once I got into college, I discovered literature - in particular, multicultural literature. I just started to understand the power of story and narrative, and you know, like anyone else, I kind of wanted to do it, too.

Matt de la Pena

PowerCollegeStoryLiteratureYou

I'm afraid of happy people. They're chemically unbalanced.

Shirley Manson

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I've actually traveled quite a bit with various authors. Judith Miller and I toured the highlands in Scotland with Liz Curtis Higgs, and that was incredible fun. However, I love going with my husband, who - although he is not a writer per se, he is a historian and can give me a lot of insight on various historical locations.

Tracie Peterson

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Generally, I snack on lots of fresh fruit and raw nuts, such as almonds.

Mary Helen Bowers

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If I can bring some light to bear on problems like that, I feel that people will be enlightened not only on the question but also on a way of approaching such questions.

Marvin Harris

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Of course I could keep fighting, but every man comes to the point when he asks himself, 'Do I need it anymore?'

Mirko Cro Cop

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A library book, I imagine, is a happy book.

Cornelia Funke

HappyBookLibraryImagine

America has long stood before the world as an exceptional country.

Sheldon Whitehouse

WorldAmericaLongCountryBefore

Your temperament is what you write with, but it's also how you deal with the world.

Seamus Heaney

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Birds I am fine with - spiders are an entirely different matter.

Tippi Hedren

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