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Ellen DeGeneres Quotes

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Ellen DeGeneres

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: January 26, 1958

Topics

Today Day Hell Walking You Know

Dodd-Frank represents the greatest regulatory burden on our economy, more so than all the other Obama-era regulations combined.

Jeb Hensarling

Burden More Economy Greatest Than

Hermits have no peer pressure.

Steven Wright

Pressure Peer Peer Pressure Hermits

I'm really proud of 'Broken Skull Challenge.'

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Challenge Broken Proud Skull Really

I have a majority girl audience on YouTube.

Troye Sivan

Girl YouTube Audience Majority

Every theory is a self-fulfilling prophecy that orders experience into the framework it provides.

Ruth Hubbard

Experience Theory Prophecy Framework

Admitting failure is quite cleansing, but never - pleasurable.

Michael Morpurgo

Failure Never Cleansing Admitting

There is no need to be longwinded as a pastor, but there is a difference between being longwinded and preaching for a long time. Preachers should be conscious of time because God does everything in decency and order; nonetheless, God's word is not on the clock!

Monica Johnson

God Time Long Long Time Clock Need

I think whenever we think of our hometowns, we tend to think of very specific people: with whom you rode on the school bus, who was your next door neighbor you were playing with, who your girlfriend was. It's always something very specific.

Joyce Carol Oates

School People Door Think You Bus

I've always said, 'If you need Viagra, you're probably with the wrong girl.'

Donald Trump

Girl You Wrong Said Need Always

Fiscally, I'm very conservative... others say that I'm socially moderate. As a former judge, I listen to all the facts, and I make a decision as to what I believe is in the best interest of the state.

Brian Sandoval

Decision Best Believe Facts Judge

The first time I got pregnant, I was a young girl - I was 17 years old. Although I knew right away that I wanted to keep my child, being a pregnant teen was an extremely scary experience for me. Luckily, my family and friends were very supportive and were there for me every step of the way.

Paula Garces

Family Girl Time Experience Step Me

How do you show what's not there? How do you show energy?

Shea Hembrey

Energy You Show How