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Elliott Gould Quotes

I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'

Elliott Gould

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: actor
Nationality: american
Birth: August 29, 1938

Topics

Shoes Light Best You Acting Done

I became a copy boy. Not for long. I started writing stories.

Jimmy Breslin

Writing Long Copy Boy Started

By the time I graduated, I was the drum major, the highest-ranking officer, and third in my class.

Joe Morton

Time Class Drum Third Officer Major

I don't go around thinking I'm attractive or not attractive. It has never occurred to me. People don't think like that where I come from... No one has ever said, 'Oh, he's a good-looking bloke.' They just didn't use those words about men.

Melvyn Bragg

Men Words People Me Think Thinking

We were proposing, in a sense, that the rest of the world be made safe for American ideas, as they adopted intellectual property rights that gave patent protection to our very innovative economy.

Jeffrey Sachs

Ideas World Rest American Economy

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.

Jeff Dunham

Funny Bad Said Watching Always See

There are two ways of dealing with being odd. One is to really try and conform, and the other is to do the opposite and really make a thing out of it. At school, it wasn't that I was bullied, but everyone was very aware that I was different. I was kind of the token weird person that people accepted into their group, almost like an accessory.

Shura

School People Weird Person Group

Confidence in golf means being able to concentrate on the problem at hand with no outside interference.

Tom Watson

Confidence Golf Problem Hand Outside

'I'll Tumble 4 Ya' has to be one of the most ridiculous hit singles that any international superstars have given the world.

Rob Sheffield

World Ridiculous Most Hit Superstars

It defies all common sense to send that roughneck ward politician back to the White House.

Robert Taft

Common Sense Back House White Sense

Russia can become a strategic partner in a fight against international terrorism.

Milos Zeman

Fight Partner Terrorism Become

T-Bone Walker was a big influence on just about every guitar player around.

Johnny Winter

Influence Guitar Big Just Player

'Mandie and the Secret Tunnel' - the book and now the movie - pits a very young woman against forces she cannot control and events she cannot possibly know about. She's in way over her head, and you're pulling for her from the opening scene.

Dean Jones

Woman Control Book You Know Young