Jeff Dunham Quotes

I've always said that instead of watching a guy juggle seven things amazingly I would rather see a really bad juggler who's really funny.

Jeff Dunham

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FunnyBadSaidWatchingAlwaysSee

Traveling the world was a constant thing, rich with experiences. But all of it was relative to being able to play live onstage and really stretch out.

Jimmy Page

LiveWorldRichPlayOutStretch

What's so fun about doing the same thing again and again? You can only slap the handcuffs on a guy so many times.

Andre Braugher

FunDoingYouSameGuyAgain

One of the biggest challenges we have, as business owners and people, is that we think in linear terms.

Michael Gerber

BusinessPeopleChallengesThink

It is clear from Salman Rushdie's writing that politics and literature cannot be separated. Everything is political.

Amitava Kumar

PoliticsWritingPoliticalLiterature

I want to go working with good people on something that's good, because otherwise it's a big waste of time. I don't have that much time.

Stockard Channing

GoodTimePeopleGood PeopleWant

I'm not claiming to be anything out of the ordinary. I am not especially big or strong or brave or intrepid.

Roz Savage

I AmBraveStrongOutAnythingBig

If D-Day - the greatest amphibious operation ever undertaken - failed, there would be no going back to the drawing board for the Allies. Regrouping and attempting another massive invasion of German-occupied France even a few months later in 1944 wasn't an option.

Douglas Brinkley

DrawingBackGreatestGoingAllies

'Gaydamak' in Turkish means a fighter. That's me.

Arcadi Gaydamak

MeFighterMeansTurkish

You can only sit on the frustration of wanting to express something for so long.

William Hurt

FrustrationLongYouSitSomething

God is so good.

Phil Humber

GoodGod

I don't think you can ever leave the stage easily.

Sylvie Guillem

ThinkYouStageLeaveEverEasily

There are many artists that I present that I admit I like less than I do others. But I think that they warrant being presented by my own, personal standards.

Norman Granz

ThinkPresentAdmitPersonalMy Own

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