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Emo Philips Quotes

I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming. They don't know I'm only using blanks.

Emo Philips

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 7, 1956

Topics

Love Children Down Jump Know Run

But I think the real tension lies in the relationship between what you might call the pursuer and his quarry, whether it's the writer or the spy.

John le Carre

Relationship Think You Real Tension

As a freelance writer, I'd be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things.

John Hodgman

Life History Food Wine Become

I'm an actor, so I think without a character to play, a story to tell, a song to sing... there's some suspicion that there's no 'there' there. Like, if I were to just strip down and present myself, I think I'd sort of just... disappear.

Michael C. Hall

Character Myself Song Story Think

We are not outraged by blood. We see blood all the time. Blood is pervasive in movies, television, and video games. Yet, we are outraged by the fact that one openly discusses bleeding from an area that we try to claim ownership over.

Rupi Kaur

Time Video Games Ownership Television

Both Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich supported the Wall Street bailout.

Michele Bachmann

Wall Street Wall Street Both Newt

The thing is this: You got to have fun while you're fightin' for freedom, 'cause you don't always win.

Molly Ivins

Freedom Fun Win Have Fun You Always

I was raised in a religious environment, and my wife is one of the more religious people that I have ever known.

Lou Holtz

Wife People Environment More Known

There's always motivation coming into Majors. If you can't get up and get excited to win one of these, then you probably shouldn't be playing golf.

Jason Dufner

Win Motivation Golf You Always Up

I am both proud and honored to be on the Board of Directors for the Texas Ballet Theater.

Janine Turner

I Am Proud Texas Honored Board Both

You can't read when you're traveling with other people; it always feels a bit rude.

Courtney Barnett

People You Rude Always Traveling

In politics, they play games. In Hollywood, they play games. I think that, overall, everybody is trying to do whatever it takes to get ahead.

Constance Zimmer

Politics Think Trying Play Hollywood

I'm often reassured in a bizarre - perhaps perverse - way when I find in the archive stuff that contradicts what my assumptions have been. That's interesting and exciting.

Antony Beevor

Interesting Assumptions Find Way