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Fred Armisen Quotes

There should be comedians who perform only for robots - I'm saying human comedians that only perform for robots.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: December 4, 1966

Topics

Saying Robots Human Comedians Only

These old ballparks are like cathedrals in America. We don't have big old Gothic cathedrals like they do in Europe. But we got baseball parks.

Baseball America Old Europe Big Got

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

I Am Me Busy Doing You Know

But successful investors tend to be not too self-destructive. They tend to be patient, they tend not to follow the crowd, and they tend not to be too guilty about winning.

Winning Guilty Follow Be Patient Too

I still understand a few words in life, but I no longer think they make a sentence.

Life Words Think Understand Still

I've learned it's not about being famous and big money. L.A. can be a fun place, but when it comes down to it - and this might sound hokey - there's no place like home.

Home Money Fun Famous Down Place

You are ice and fire the touch of you burns my hands like snow.

Snow Fire Hands Ice You Touch

I remember auditioning for something where the woman was supposed to be 42, and I was 33 or something, and they were like, 'No women over 35 can audition.' That was in the breakdown. I don't think they would do that anymore - I would like to hope that they wouldn't put that in writing - but it's mind-boggling.

Women Hope Woman Writing Think Over

If I'm going away for longer than a week I take a suitcase and check it in but I'm good at packing light and quick - years of modelling, travelling and living out of a suitcase has trained me well.

Good Light Me Week Living Quick

I always felt as a kid that I was underappreciated, invisible or weird, but I've always secretly thought people would one day appreciate what is different about me. I'm always putting that message out there.

Day People Me Thought Appreciate

People can only do what they are ready to do when they are ready to do it.

People Ready Only

Improving our nation's education system has long been the cornerstone of my policy agenda.

Education Long Nation Improving Been

Remember, many Republicans didn't vote for Mitt Romney. He didn't inspire people.

People Inspire Remember Vote He

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