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Fred Allen Quotes

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: May 31, 1894 - March 17, 1956

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Woman Man Hat Gentleman Who Hit

The purpose of the ADA was to provide clear and comprehensive national standards to eliminate discrimination against individuals with disabilities. As a result, individuals with disabilities are now able to live in their homes and have access to new careers.

Live Purpose Discrimination Result

If there's one thing I've learned after a lifetime of dining on delicacies like blood pudding, sea squirts, and camel kidneys, even folks who wouldn't come within 100 yards of a Cambodian tarantula want to hear what it's like to chomp on one!

Sea Blood Want Dining Within Camel

You should have a fund of knowledge of something and out of that you make up you mind.

Knowledge Mind You Out Up Something

Every one must understand that, whatever be the evil of slavery, it is not increased by its diffusion. Every one familiar with it knows that it is in proportion to its sparseness that it becomes less objectionable. Wherever there is an immediate connexion between the master and slave, whatever there is of harshness in the system is diminished.

Jefferson Davis

Evil Slavery Understand Master Slave

I have tender feelings for Nixon because everybody has warm feelings about their childhood. Actually, I didn't like the Watergate trials 'cause they interrupted 'The Munsters.'

Stephen Colbert

Childhood Warm Feelings Trials Like

I always notice the dysfunctional dynamic of human relationships because most places where you encounter it, people are trying to pretend it isn't happening.

People Trying You Relationships

Moms are people, too. Moms make mistakes, too.

Mistakes People Make Too Moms

I fully believe that the U.S. has the obligation to honor its debt.

Believe Honor Debt Obligation Fully

In Korean, the word 'future' is made up of two parts. The first part means 'not,' and the second means 'to come.' In that sense, 'future' means something that will not come. This is to say the future is now, and our now is us living our future.

Future Now Say Living Will First

Children are so used to seeing puppets that when they see a real ventriloquist they don't understand it.

Children Seeing Understand Real See

Mike Tyson has become larger than life.

Life Become Than Larger Mike Tyson

'Black Sails' was an amazing experience, but it was a really tough show for me to do. After four years, it was pretty exhausting because it was such a huge production.

Experience Amazing Me Tough Black

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