Fred Allen Quotes

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

Fred Allen

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: american
  • Birth: May 31, 1894 - March 17, 1956

Topics

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Researches tested a new form of medical marijuana that treats pain but doesn't get the user high, prompting patients who need medical marijuana to declare, 'Thank you?'

Jimmy Fallon

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I'm trying to make God more relevant in our society.

Joel Osteen

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Sex is a slotmachine.

John Dos Passos

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David Foster Wallace, in my opinion, is one of the greatest writers we've ever had, certainly in the last twenty years. His obvious dominance of the English language is partnered with honest moments and the most beautifully dark sensibility.

John Krasinski

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Life is a wave, which in no two consecutive moments of its existence is composed of the same particles.

John Tyndall

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I saw a picture of myself when I came out of the hospital. I didn't recognize myself.

Amy Winehouse

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My parents didn't really understand too much about sport. At that time, we were in a Polish community in the inner city of Chicago, and I was the youngest of a bunch of cousins. Polish families are real big, with cousins and aunts and uncles.

Mike Krzyzewski

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The truth is, as most of us know, that global warming is real and humans are major contributors, mainly because we wastefully burn fossil fuels.

David Suzuki

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I remember an article, I can't recall who by, it was after the fall of the Berlin Wall, which said that now the Wall was down, there could be no more class war. Only someone with money could ever say such a thing.

Claude Chabrol

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Love between two adults is always conditional. You can fall out of love because you are able to fall in love.

Bryan Cranston

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Every new coach is interesting.

Arjen Robben

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The danger is not so much in the economic structure of a society but in its intellectual structure.

Philip Kaufman

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