Eric Morecambe Quotes

My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden.

Eric Morecambe

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: May 14, 1926 - May 28, 1984

Topics

GardeningLongGardenHimOutTake

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don't know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time.

Joe Rogan

FunnyTimeTryingKnowAlways

I am an activist. I have a really big pulpit with my fiction and I love knowing that I can make people think.

Jodi Picoult

LoveI AmPeopleThinkI CanBig

We live on an island surrounded by a sea of ignorance. As our island of knowledge grows, so does the shore of our ignorance.

John Archibald Wheeler

LiveKnowledgeSeaIgnoranceIsland

We are looking for development partners, people to work alongside us, which will accelerate our actually getting licences, the technology into product, into the markets.

John McKinley

WorkTechnologyPeopleLookingWill

There's more noise that comes with wearable computing, things that let us take pictures every 30 seconds as we walk around living our lives, and a huge number more photos per person will exist.

Robert Scoble

WalkPicturesPersonLivingWillUs

At one point he decided enough was enough.

Steven Wright

EnoughPointHeDecided

I try to read writers who are better than me because it inspires me to be better.

Jojo Moyes

MeBetterTryBecauseWhoThan

My father died in 1930, but if you told him or anybody almost in that time that you'd be able to sit back in England and watch a cricket game in Australia, they'd have you put in the loony bin.

Desmond Llewelyn

FatherTimeCricketGameYouBack

I rarely joke unless I'm in front of a camera. It's not what I am in real life. It's what I do for a living.

Christopher Guest

LifeI AmCameraLivingRealJoke

I was always, you know, a decent player growing up. And yes, I was born with a certain amount of so-called 'natural ability.' But I also worked and sacrificed a lot to try to maximize what I was born with - which I think is important to point out.

Christian Pulisic

Growing UpThinkYouBornKnowTry

In 1966, I bought my parents a carriage clock for their silver wedding anniversary. It was last wound 30 years later, in December 1996, the month my father died.

Clive Sinclair

FatherAnniversaryParentsWedding

You know a good board when you see one.

Anne M. Mulcahy

GoodYouKnowSeeBoard

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