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Erik Griffin Quotes

People don't realize it's not just about being funny, and they don't know how perceptive a comedian needs to be about human nature. You have to really be able to read a situation and peoples' emotions.

Erik Griffin

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american

Topics

Funny Nature People Human Nature You

There are over 100 entities in the federal government that have something to do with homeland security.

Andrew Card

Government Security Over Something

I'm kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish.

Roseanne Barr

Eat Pork Where Except Kosher Times

Parents who neglect their children, who don't know where they are, who don't know what they're doing, who don't know who they're hanging out with, you're gonna find yourselves spending some quality time with your kids, in jail, together.

Michael Nutter

Children Time Quality Together Doing

I am not afraid to play Latin roles - that was a big part of my life.

Michael Pena

Life I Am My Life Play Afraid Big

My father said, 'Aren't you going to do anything to help people? We have a whole rack of relatives who are always breaking the law. At least help your relatives.' And so that's what I did.

Miriam Defensor-Santiago

Father People Law Help You Said

I love Mardi Gras. I'm a street rat.

Mitch Landrieu

Love Street Rat I Love

I never want to be anything more than I am; what I don't have, I don't need.

Louis Armstrong

I Am Want More Never Need Anything

I want children to be glued to interactive books that encourage singing and dancing. I feel when kids work together it brings about a different energy.

Lisa Loeb

Work Children Together Singing Feel

There's a socialist bias to the consensus of the literary world: a '30s mentality that says factory workers are more worthy of our attention.

Jay McInerney

World Attention Bias More Worthy

If I could be in any band, I think it would have to be The Beatles. That would have been a lot of fun.

Jason Behr

Fun Think Band If I Could Beatles

By no means was it really teed up for him.

Donald T. Regan

Him Up Means Really

Novelists in particular love to rhapsodize about the glory of the solitary mind; this is natural, because their job requires them to sit in a room by themselves for years on end. But for most of the rest of us, we think and remember socially.

Clive Thompson

Love Job Mind Rest Think End