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George Lopez Quotes

In life, there's a ying and a yang and a balance. And when you don't have balance, you have comedy.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: April 23, 1961

Topics

Life Balance Comedy You Yang

That is why I come forward tonight without any political label, without any bias, but just simply as an Englishman to say to you: a crime is being committed against civilization.

Forward Political You Civilization

I have had the privilege of serving as city comptroller, and I lead 750 professionals in the office, have appointed eight deputy comptrollers... no one has criticized my management of these 750 professionals.

City Management Privilege Office Had

Everybody wants to be in the next Marvel movie.

Robert Kazinsky

Next Marvel Everybody Wants Movie

When I left the band I said Look, I am ready to move on. I was interested in playing with some of the other people that I had bee a studio musician with.

I Am People Bee Look Ready Said

I like being married, but it was never something I felt I had to do.

Never Being Something Like Married

My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.

Pet Guy Comedians Other Guess Cable

I kind of always wanted to act, but to get a grant I would have needed two A-levels, and I was too far away from even O levels. I didn't know you could get a scholarship, so I determined early not to pursue that.

You Early Far Away Know Kind Always

I would play my Dungeons and Dragons songs and watch people's eyes glaze over, and then I would start joking around between songs, and all of a sudden people were lighting up and engaging.

Eyes People Start Play Over Up

I have a weird sense sometimes of what's going to happen before it happens, and I kind of live by that, which is how my instincts operate, I suppose.

Live Weird Sometimes Kind Happen

A musical, in its true form, is where emotions reach a height where true spoken word cannot be enough, and you must sing. That's all it is. It's not posh; it's not out of your reach. It's the most visceral way to tell a story.

Donna Lynne Champlin

Story Reach Enough You Emotions Way

I really love the sound of my dog snoring.

Dog Love Sound Snoring Really

Madly, futilely, I wrote novel after novel, eight in all, that failed to find a publisher. I persisted because for me the novel was the supreme literary form - not just one among many, not a relic of the past, but the way we communicate to one another the subtlest truths about this business of living.

William Nicholson

Business Past Me Find Living Way

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