Graham Norton Quotes

Straight men just can't imagine the bliss of being in a relationship with someone who finds farting as funny as they do.

Graham Norton

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: celebrity
  • Nationality: irish
  • Birth: April 4, 1963

Topics

FunnyRelationshipMenSomeoneBliss

To be honest, making albums is really never easy. It's always a bit excruciating because there's always this fight to make it great, and then you hit these stumbling blocks along the way.

Jesse Harris

GreatFightEasyYouWayNever

I'm not the healthiest eater, but I try to watch what I eat during the week. I kind of splurge on the weekends and eat french fries and pizza.

Jessica Szohr

PizzaWeekKindTryFrench Fries

The comics were not only stories to enjoy; for me they were drawings that possessed me.

Jean Giraud

MeEnjoyOnlyStoriesComicsWere

The wrap party for the 'Lorna Doone' TV series was pretty special. We went to about four clubs, then four people's houses, and I got home at midday the next day. I'd been wearing ridiculous green shoes all night, and the dye had smudged all over my legs.

Amelia Warner

HomeShoesDayPeopleGreenNight

The challenge that we faced with the arrival of the Obama administration is, they didn't really have time to build trust before they had to make big, difficult decisions.

Stanley A. McChrystal

TimeChallengeTrustDecisionsBuild

What makes a successful country is when you invest in the people of the country - whether it's education, health care, job training - and you rebuild a clean America to provide the kind of infrastructure that will be sustainable and let us grow.

Tom Steyer

EducationHealthJobTrainingPeople

I don't much like being a public figure, because so often how people appear is not how they really are, and I think one of the issues about our society is that we make judgments about people on the basis of very flimsy evidence.

Robert Winston

PeopleSocietyThinkEvidenceBeing

An all-white space has a purity that is refreshing and serene.

Mary Helen Bowers

SpaceRefreshingPuritySerene

I love failure. It's stuff that I'm thinking about all the time in my life, so it would make sense to me anyway to write about it.

Loudon Wainwright III

LifeLoveFailureTimeMeThinking

As for restitutions, to nobody in particular do I owe any, but as for those I owe to the realm, I hope in the mercy of God.

Louis XIV

GodHopeNobodyMercyOweThose

When I was a kid, I couldn't see life outside ramen noodles and Kool-Aid.

Jason Reynolds

LifeOutsideKidSeeNoodles

A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him.

Winston Churchill

ManWarYouHimPrisonerWho

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