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Greg Behrendt Quotes

We were raised to pursue women... Most of the guys I know enjoy the pursuit. But that doesn't mean women should be wallflowers.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: July 21, 1963

Topics

Women Enjoy Know Mean Pursue Most

I'm always playing a role, whether it's the role of the mayor, the role of a news anchor, or a role of a crazy talk-show host. But there was a specific function. 'On Dancing With The Stars', I had nothing to do but be me, schlepping around the floor. And when I host 'America's Got Talent', that's really me just talking to regular folks.

Stars Talent Me Crazy Talking News

My dad would come to pick me up from high school in a beaver-skin cap, big gloves, his parka and everything. It was so funny to see him show up - his beard all frozen from being out with the dogs.

Funny School Me Beard High School

Sometimes I'll write without the guitar or the piano, but most of the time I'll be playing and just improvising some words. And when I get something that sounds good, a line with a story in it, I'll try and tease it out and figure out where the story is going.

Good Time Words Story Guitar Try

The first Western attempt to save Africa from itself was in the late 19th century. It was led by Christian missionaries who claimed to be seeking to end poverty, disease and the slave trade.

End Christian Poverty Late Africa

I feel like I'm part of history being made. I leave Apple board meetings thinking, 'I've got to do a better job.'

History Job Thinking Better Meetings

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home.

Home Children Parenting Back Find

We strive for error-free medicine in a world that is sometimes all too human.

Michael C. Burgess

World Medicine Sometimes Strive Too

Now, we are selling over 5 million songs a day now. Isn't that unbelievable? That's 58 songs every second of every minute of every hour of every day.

Day Every Day Selling Now Over Hour

I love continuity. I was a continuity nerd growing up. I loved buying a comic in the middle of something and loved digging for back issues or going forward and trying to figure it all out.

Love Growing Up Forward Loved Trying

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

Divorce Tragedy Human Everything

It's a deft trick to turn American exceptionalism into an exceptional political tactic.

American Political Turn Trick Tactic

But when I went on the stage to do a show, I would put on makeup because I felt that it enhanced my act; it drew attention to what I was doing.

Makeup Doing Attention Stage Act

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