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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I've never understood people who say they're not a practicing Jew. You never hear a black guy say he's not a practicing African-American. What does it even mean?

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

Topics

People Black You Say Never Mean

I've never really been one of those girls who's scared of showing a bit of flesh.

Anna Paquin

Never Scared Been Flesh Those Bit

The work of science is to substitute facts for appearances, and demonstrations for impressions.

John Ruskin

Work Science Facts Appearances

Since the Gulf War, since the new World Order, America is now the number one arms dealer in the world.

Rob Walton

War World America New Now Order

It's so logical and so simple. Fat is the backup fuel system. The role it plays in the body is that when there's no carbohydrate around, fat will become the primary energy fuel. That's pretty well known.

Robert Atkins

Simple Energy Fat Body Will Become

It is clear a Palestinian state is needed.

Martti Ahtisaari

Clear State Needed Palestinian

If you don't believe there's some organising principle, or somebody up in the sky pulling the strings, then it can be very stressful. And nature itself is very arbitrary - it's not malevolent or benevolent; it doesn't even know we're here.

Michael Shannon

Nature Sky Believe You Know Up

People complain that chefs aren't at their restaurants anymore, but I don't think that's the case at all. You see them on TV and you assume they're not working but they are.

Michael Symon

People Think You Complain See TV

I don't get involved in football! I haven't got a sporty bone in my body.

Louise Nurding

Football Body Bone Involved Got Get

I have existential worries inside of me, but I don't always know how to express them all the time.

Lisa Hanawalt

Time Me Know Inside Always How

Playing 4-5-1, I could have all the liberty in the world - it was complicated to express myself.

Dimitri Payet

Myself World Complicated Liberty

When I was a teeny little girl, I was in dancing school, and I sang.

Doris Day

Girl School Dancing Little Sang

What's that song? It says, 'Everything that you do will come back to you in your sweet time?' That's why I still don't relax. Even my coach gets mad at me sometimes. He's like, 'Come on, man - relax.' I go, 'Nah.' I'm always good.

Brian Ortega

Good Time Man Sweet Relax Song