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Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

Gilbert Gottfried

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: February 28, 1955

Topics

Good Joy People Hurt Laugh Offended

I drink to forget I drink.

I went to so many sleepovers where these parents were reading the 'Book of Revelation' before bed and things like that. I would listen to that stuff, and I would sit there and say to myself, 'If God is so great and so good, why is there this list of rules?' Like, you go to hell if you don't believe in him and hold him up above everyone else.

Good God Great Myself Parents Book

Too many cry babies in this game.

Game Cry Babies Many Too

Every writer must find a way of writing that tells the reader: This is me and no one else. The Voice can be idiosyncratic, but it cannot be obscure. It is a blend of style and content and intent and rhythm and pure personality.

Style Personality Me Writing Voice

Being lazy does not mean that you do not create. In fact, lying around doing nothing is an important, nay crucial, part of the creative process. It is meaningless bustle that actually gets in the way of productivity. All we are really saying is, give peace a chance.

Peace Creative Saying Chance Doing

My father was the first entrepreneur in the family. He started his own record label, his own restaurant. He knew that, in order to give something back to the people, he had to create.

Family Father People Restaurant Back

Cyprus has a reputation as a laundromat for the Russians who are trying to avoid sanctions.

Reputation Trying Who Avoid Russians

To die for a religion is easier than to live it absolutely.

Jorge Luis Borges

Live Religion Die Absolutely Easier

I certainly want to be the whip, and that's an election every two years in the Senate Democratic caucus.

Election Want Two Years Democratic

I want to make more films in the heartland, the forgotten America.

America Want More Forgotten Make

Since I was a kid, I liked construction.

Construction Kid Liked Since

Especially girls, but any kids exposed to music programs and arts programs do much better on their tests. They have a better chance of going to college. They can focus better. You know, we're not just automatons learning how to work machines and do engineering and math and science. All of that's great, but you've got to build a whole person.

Work Learning Music Science Great

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