Gilbert Gottfried Quotes

I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five minutes, or else they're outdated. By the time you've got it to the point that it's strong, it would be 12 years old.

Gilbert Gottfried

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To be candid with you, free agency hurts all sports. It's great for athletes making an enormous amount of money. But to say it helps the sports, I don't believe that.

Jerry West

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The big moment for me was making 'All the President's Men'. It was not about Watergate or President Nixon. I wanted to focus on something I thought not many people knew about: How do journalists get the story?

Robert Redford

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My livelihood depends on the art of animators.

Andy Serkis

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If one suffers we all suffer. Togetherness is strength. Courage.

Jean-Bertrand Aristide

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My teeth are all right, but they are not American teeth, and my hair is not thick and luscious. Los Angeles is dense with beautiful people, and most of the men who are aspiring actors are 5ft 5in, so I tower above them.

Stephen Merchant

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Part of my problem is that I cannot dispel the myths that have somehow accumulated over the years. Somebody writes something, it's completely off the wall, but it gets filed and repeated until everyone believes it. For instance, I've read that I wear a football helmet in the car.

Stanley Kubrick

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If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it.

Toni Morrison

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To establish justice and to promote the general welfare, America does not need the abortion license.

Robert Casey

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During the course of any normal day, I usually pay more attention to assembling a grocery list than I do to reading movie reviews, although there are a more than a few film critics who bring huge insight to their work.

Mike Barnicle

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I was inspired by my dad; he played trumpet in high school.

Bria Skonberg

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See into life, don't just look at it.

Anne Baxter

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We view South Africa as one of our closest strategic partners in the developing world and in the African continent.

Pratibha Patil

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