I wanted to be a brain surgeon, but I had a bad habit of dropping things.
Gilbert Gottfried
Recitation: by Male by Female
God wants you to be a winner, not a whiner.
Joel Osteen
GodWinnerYouWants
I've done all of them except for Oprah. My shoes were on Oprah but they ran out of time so I wasn't on. I left my shoes in Chicago so they could put them on the show.
Matthew McGrory
TimeShoesDoneChicagoOutLeft
I look at being an actress as being like a mummy: You're bandaged up and preserved as soon as you start making other people money.
Anna Friel
MoneyPeopleStartYouLookUp
I don't think anyone disagrees that male and female brains work differently.
Michael Gurian
WorkThinkBrainsDifferentlyFemale
I know that this sounds grand, but I don't try to compete with other people. I like to think there's enough pie for everyone. The kind of people I'm competing with are my heroes - Woody Allen, Billy Wilder - who I know I'm going to fall short of.
Stephen Merchant
PeopleThinkShortEnoughFallPie
Many alternatives to traditional marriage have emerged. People feel free to shop around, experimenting with several living arrangements in succession. And when people do marry, they have different expectations and goals.
Stephanie Coontz
GoalsMarriagePeopleFreeFeel
In New York, the average total state and local tax burden is $5,260 for every man, woman and child. That's by far the highest in the country.
Tom Golisano
WomanManNew YorkChildCountry
My mom has helped me so much. She has great style, and she's an amazing dresser.
Lourdes Leon
GreatStyleAmazingMeMomShe
Here's the simplest answer: Within weeks, the disciples proclaimed the resurrection of Jesus Christ, that He had been bodily raised from the dead and appeared to them.
Josh McDowell
Jesus ChristDeadResurrectionWithin
I'm a cowboy who never saw a cow.
Johnny Mercer
CowNeverCowboySawWho
I'd say I am partial to women.
Bob Hoskins
WomenI AmSayAmPartial
If people weren't watching, I'd be so much more eccentric. I know it makes me sound weak, but rather than make myself happy and wear the silly hat and say, 'Oh, I don't care,' I actually really don't feel like getting made fun of. So I put on something boring and navy and go out and try to disappear.
Anne Hathaway
MyselfFunHatHappyPeopleMe
Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Quote by Gilbert Gottfried