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Henny Youngman Quotes

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: March 16, 1906 - February 24, 1998

Topics

Marriage Face She Rice Her Been

I don't think I've ever had a mentor. The closest thing is my friend Christopher Fowler, another writer. Chris kept me sane for a long time before I made it.

Friend Time Me Think Long Mentor

Magna Carta has 63 clauses in abbreviated Latin. Two of them that are still on the statute book, numbers 39 and 40, could be said to have changed the way in which the free world has grown.

World Book Free Numbers Said Way

I thought that it would be easier to learn that if I worked in motion pictures. So I went to work with one motion picture producer who was developing a color system. This didn't do to me much good. All I did was pick filters for the camera.

Work Good Me Color Thought Learn

Putting out compilation records, buying the right to music is incredibly complicated. You have to find the writer of the song and the publisher of the song - not the singer - and make two separate deals.

Music Song You Find Complicated Out

I think one of the things we've got to look out for is human beings claiming that they know how God operates.

John Shelby Spong

God Think Look Know Human Out

When I'm writing a pop song, I'll just write formulaically, strategically.

Writing Song Write Just Pop

I just can't stomach playing poorly. More than anything, I hate not getting the most out of my game.

Hate Game More Out Anything Stomach

The National Popular Vote is about getting states to convert from the winner-take-all rule. The states that pass the legislation will assign all their electoral votes to the candidate that got the most votes in the country, not just in the state.

Country Vote Will Legislation Rule

My patient population has a low recidivism rate, but if they haven't made up their minds that it is permanent, then of course, they will fail.

Will Minds Patient Permanent Fail

For years I wrote in my basement. More recently I graduated to one floor above, an office with all my books and music and - ta da! - a window.

Music Window More Office Floor

I prance around and dance by myself to hip-hop songs in the mirror.

Mirror Myself Dance Hip-Hop Songs

I love romantic comedies so much.

Love Romantic Much I Love Comedies

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