Hugh Laurie Quotes

Girls are complicated. The instruction manual that comes with girls is 800 pages, with chapters 14, 19, 26 and 32 missing, and it's badly translated, hard to figure out.

Hugh Laurie

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: british
  • Birth: June 11, 1959

Topics

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I was once kissed on the lips by a giraffe, and I don't think I've ever got over it.

Joanna Lumley

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My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.

Joan Rivers

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You can forgive people who do not follow you through a philosophical disquisition; but to find your wife laughing when you had tears in your eyes, or staring when you were in a fit of laughter, would go some way towards a dissolution of the marriage.

Robert Louis Stevenson

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I've never been ashamed of being the ham or the provocateur, as it were, in my style of commentary or my style of showmanship.

Mauro Ranallo

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As a creative agency, the film industry is thinking great subjects, presenting them wonderfully well, and giving opportunity to new faces each day.

Amitabh Bachchan

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Who authorised the spend of millions of pounds and thousands of man hours into a stale, historical situation from three decades ago - with virtually no complaints made?

Jonathan King

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For as long as I can really remember, I wanted to be a doctor.

Debi Thomas

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Hollywood is a land of style, a world where how you present yourself matters. Many of the people working here are so dramatically good-looking - that is their style. That's not me, and I know that.

Brian Grazer

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I did babysit a little bit when I was young. I prefer babysitting for babies. I always loved babies. I was not as great with kids that wanted to be entertained and that wanted to talk.

Ari Graynor

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I don't like to filter myself, but I do it for PR's sake.

Allu Arjun

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When a loved one disappears, you continue to live with the accompaniment of that person. One has to find a balance between joy and sorrow.

Philippe Petit

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If I have enough ego to say I'm a writer, a director, a producer, and an actor, I should have the energy and the knowledge to write a scene for this great actor named Henry Fonda and direct him in it and have it work.

Peter Fonda

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