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Howie Mandel Quotes

You can't be the dad who takes your kid out after your wife has said, 'No ice cream,' buys the ice cream, and says, 'Don't tell your mother.' You teach the child to lie - and to disrespect the other parent.

Howie Mandel

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality:
Birth: November 29, 1955

Topics

Mother Wife Lie Child Disrespect

Leadership cannot just go along to get along. Leadership must meet the moral challenge of the day.

Jesse Jackson

Leadership Challenge Day Moral Meet

It's an awesome thing to be flung out onto the stage twice a weekend in front of 250 people, and you have to make it up as you go along.

Joel McHale

People Weekend You Go Awesome Stage

Many counties in Maryland are above the average unemployment rate for both Maryland and the United States. We need representation in Congress who will make creating jobs the No. 1 priority so the people of Maryland can get back to work.

Andrew P. Harris

Work People Back Creating Will Need

I think that we all fantasize about that teeny tiny time in the film industry when women ruled, back in the '40s.

Sissy Spacek

Women Time Think Back Industry Film

It took me a while to understand that I do have a voice, and I can use it to help people.

Rita Ora

People Me Voice Help I Can Use

I'm really trying to be in the now - that's so spiritual and stuff. It's just so much more pleasant and sane.

Robin Wright

Spiritual Trying Now More Stuff

So what is so strange about saying I want Barack Obama to fail if his mission is to reconstruct and reform this nation so that capitalism and individual liberty are not its foundation? I want the country to survive. I want the country to succeed.

Rush Limbaugh

Succeed Survive Saying Capitalism

My parents don't press it but, you know, they're into good grades.

Lucy Deakins

Good Parents You Grades Know Press

I never forget the first time I was on 'Top of the Pops', my bass player said: 'You've made it!' I did used to think, when I was younger, that I'd be on there one day.

Bonnie Tyler

Time Day Think Never Forget You Top

I never thought I would get married and have kids. I thought I was going to be a gypsy actor, traveling all over the world playing the great roles. I ended up having a kid very young, and it put things in perspective.

Bobby Cannavale

Great Perspective World Thought Kid

Something is better than nothing. Doin' anything for a man, there's investments involved, there's time and production. It's better to give him ten bucks and get a record out than to never record the cat.

Brownie McGhee

Time Man Better Nothing Never Out

Don't compromise even if it hurts to be yourself.

Toby Keith

Yourself Be Yourself Compromise Even