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Howie Mandel Quotes

I once called construction companies to bid on an addition to the school library so that there would suddenly be people outside, measuring the building. 'Who authorized this?' the principal would ask. The answer: 'Howie Mandel.'

Howie Mandel

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality:
Birth: November 29, 1955

Topics

School People Construction Building

I grew up in suburban New York, and my family wasn't much on traveling, so when I arrived at my alma mater, The Colorado College, I'd never been out West before, seen a 14,000-foot mountain, experienced snow in 70-degree weather, or come into contact with something called a 'dude.'

Jen Sincero

Family Snow Mountain New York New

People ask, 'How do you work with the other side?' Well, I start by not saying bad things about them.

John Delaney

Work People Start Saying You Bad

I am weary of happiness, both as a word and as a concept.

Meghan Daum

Happiness I Am Weary Word Concept

I would like to do some musicals.

Andy Lau

Would Like Musicals Some

I can predict things. I can improve the uptime and the reliability. I can intervene and cause a better outcome before there's a problem.

Michael Dell

Better Problem I Can Predict Improve

Human rights are not worthy of the name if they do not protect the people we don't like as well as those we do.

Trevor Phillips

People Name Protect Human Worthy

Instead of focusing on growing jobs and reigniting our economy, President Obama focused on growing government and tried to remake the United States into the image of the debt-laden countries of Europe. His approach has been more spending, more regulation, and higher taxes.

Rob Portman

Government Growing Focused Image

If you're playing the character, you could say to yourself in 16 different ways, What if that didn't bother me? What if I knew exactly what he was talking about? What if I didn't get excited?

Judd Hirsch

Character Yourself Me Talking You

'The Avengers' is exciting on the level 'The Matrix' or 'Indiana Jones' was when I was kid. I think it will be timeless.

Clark Gregg

Think Will Kid Timeless Level

In fact at home I sometimes like to be quiet and hear the sounds of the world outside.

Brenda Blethyn

Home World Quiet Sometimes Outside

Remember what I always say: people first, then money, then things.

Suze Orman

Money People Remember Say First

Unfortunately, I am very aware of editing and I look at the monitor too much. Sometimes the monitor can become your worst enemy because you can, consciously or unconsciously, start editing yourself.

Penelope Cruz

Yourself I Am Start You Look Enemy