Howie Mandel Quotes

Stand-up comedy is a sickness. Who wouldn't want a room full of people laughing and screaming at you just because of who you are? Nothing is as good, except maybe having a baby.

Howie Mandel

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: comedian
  • Nationality:
  • Birth: November 29, 1955

Topics

GoodPeopleBabySicknessComedy

To one who loves his country in all its parts, it is natural to rejoice in whatever contributes to the prosperity and honor and marks the stability and progress of any portion of its people.

Jefferson Davis

ProgressPeopleHonorCountryWho

We don't think U.S. consumers want less choice.

Jeff Bewkes

ThinkChoiceWantConsumersLess

I think that black fiction authors have to work very hard to avoid being typed as seeking only a black audience.

Stephen Carter

WorkBlackThinkHardAudienceOnly

I love chocolate, and I love ice cream. That's a double whammy there. I constantly have to check myself and say, 'I've already had dessert today.'

Tony Cardenas

LoveTodayMyselfChocolateIceSay

There are two methods in software design. One is to make the program so simple, there are obviously no errors. The other is to make it so complicated, there are no obvious errors.

Tony Hoare

SimpleDesignComplicatedSoftware

I never understood bands who were only influenced by a narrow era of, say, five years of music.

Matt Bellamy

MusicSayNeverYearsUnderstood

One of the great penalties those of us who live our lives in full view of the public must pay is the loss of that most cherished birthright of man's, privacy.

Mary Pickford

LiveGreatManViewLossPrivacy

The Times has much less power than you think. I believe we attribute power to the media generally that it simply doesn't have. It's very convenient to blame the media, the same way we blame television for everything that's going wrong in society.

Michael Pollan

PowerBlameSocietyBelieveThink

To do eight shows a week saying exactly the same lines, you have to be obsessively perfecting it or utterly mindless.

Douglas Hodge

SayingWeekYouSameLinesEight

I started cooking from watching my mom. My mother was a really, really great cook.

Coolio

MotherGreatCookingMomWatching

I'm addicted to creating and writing.

Bret Michaels

WritingCreatingAddicted

I grew up in the countryside and always used to wear my parents' Barbour jackets. It is a fantastic British heritage brand.

Alice Temperley

ParentsBrandHeritageAlwaysUp

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