Janeane Garofalo Quotes

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Janeane Garofalo

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GlassAlwaysEmptyHalfCutJust

I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.

Jimmy Carr

FunnyMePlanYouFindRude

I realized that theater was the perfect thing for me, in short bursts of intense community building.

John Cameron Mitchell

CommunityMeBuildingShortPerfect

The idea that an individual can find God is terribly self-centered. It is like a wave thinking it can find the sea.

John Templeton

GodSeaThinkingWaveFindIdea

I joined the police force with one motivation in mind: to become a high school PE teacher. After a year of working, I realized that a) I was making twice as much money as I would in the teaching profession, and b) I was having too much fun. I stuck it out for 32 years and no regrets.

Ron Stallworth

TeacherMoneyPoliceSchoolFun

My father and mother are both very smart people and I always felt I was a little short of the mark. So I would compensate with a character like Logan Cale. He's wearing glasses, he's in a wheelchair, he's a computer genius. He's very far away from who I am, but I really wanted to play roles where I'd be taken seriously.

Michael Weatherly

FatherMotherCharacterSmartI Am

I'm not against entertainment: if someone wants to read nonsense-mongers, let them, but I resent the appearance of parity between two articles on an issue as serious as climate change when one article is actually gibberish masked in pseudoscience and the other is well informed and accurate.

Jay Griffiths

ChangeSomeoneAppearanceSerious

If you try to breastfeed and it's not working, then you don't feel particularly good about yourself.

Denise Van Outen

GoodYourselfFeelYouTryWorking

From baby time to now, I wanted to be a Disney princess, and then I wanted to be a singer or an actress.

Auli'i Cravalho

TimeBabyPrincessNowSingerThen

It's hard to come into a new relationship with food unless you're engaged in an interactive way at an early age; it's hard to change your values.

Alice Waters

ChangeAgeRelationshipFoodYou

I think that's why so many school bands start on guitars: because they hide their mistakes with the distortion.

Winston Marshall

MistakesSchoolStartThinkHide

In Los Angeles, it's like they jog for two hours a day and then they think they're morally right. That's when you want to choke people, you know?

Liam Neeson

DayPeopleThinkYouKnowWant

My whole life has been on TV.

Kendra Wilkinson

LifeWholeBeenTV

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