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Justin Halpern Quotes

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: author
Nationality: american
Birth: September 3, 1980

Topics

Humor Breakfast Champions May Books

I like being a storyteller. I'm bored with myself; I like to write about others. I have a lot of names in my songs: Karen, Margaret, Mary Kay. Even if it's about me, I want to put it through someone else. The music is the soundtrack to the story.

Music Myself Me Story Someone Want

Only 7 percent of NFL fans have ever been inside an NFL stadium.

Inside Fans Stadium NFL Only Been

The Nobel awards should be regarded as giving recognition to this general scientific progress as well as to the individuals involved.

Progress Giving Recognition Awards

The reality of our lives is never like what you see in those romantic comedies or dramas. Things don't always end good. Things don't usually end good.

Good Romantic Good Things Reality

The best way I knew how was to give 110% and want it more than them, and walk on the court and every moment of the match feel like it was the end of the world, in a sense. So that worked for me in a lot of ways. There were times that it hurt me, but for the most part, it helped me.

Moment Best Walk Me World Hurt

You have to recognize what the markets are doing, what the rules and regulations are doing, and all the more reasons that we've got to find some more solutions in particular with coal.

Doing You Rules Find More Solutions

Luckily, voting machines register only 'yes' or 'no,' not 'yes, but I hate myself'.

Myself Hate Voting Yes Machines

You may think having a cluttered desk isn't that big of a deal. But that couldn't be further from the truth. Disorganization can stunt your professional growth and decrease your productivity.

Growth Truth Think You Professional

Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.

Steve Schirripa

War Go Settle Vietnam War Anything

Whenever I go jamming, people are looking to cut me. The young ones learn my stuff and come play it at me, and I have to learn other stuff. I feel a lot of pressure. But it's cool. It's a good pressure.

Trombone Shorty

Good People Me Cool Looking Learn

I was one of the first generations to watch television. TV exposes people to news, to information, to knowledge, to entertainment. How is it bad?

Knowledge People Information Bad

Consider, when you are enraged at any one, what you would probably think if he should die during the dispute.

Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Think Die You Would He Should

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