Kristen Schaal Quotes

Sometimes I try to sell shows with a female lead to networks, and that isn't something that's been a proven formula for them, so they reject it. I do feel like men get the funniest roles in movies.

Kristen Schaal

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I always leave a box of unsalted almonds in my house. A handful of those are a good snack that should keep you satisfied.

Jenna Ushkowitz

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Knowing reality means constructing systems of transformations that correspond, more or less adequately, to reality.

Jean Piaget

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My son was autistic, and he suffered from seizure disorder every 5 to 10 days. He would suffer a seizure that would last 45 seconds to a minute and sleep for 12 hours.

John Travolta

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Who wouldn't want to date Salman?

Amy Jackson

WantDateWho

I love to cook and really enjoy cleaning my house. People always tease me about getting a maid. My girlfriend tells me that they are only $40 and will do everything. But that is my time to unwind, put my hair in a ponytail, throw on sweats, and be myself.

Amy Weber

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Food compulsion isn't a character disorder; it's a chemical disorder.

Robert Atkins

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I think a law clerk told me about this tumblr and also explained to me what Notorious RBG was a parody on. And now my grandchildren love it, and I try to keep abreast of the latest that's on the tumblr.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

LoveMeLawThinkGrandchildrenTry

Some of the things you read you get an immediate reaction to so I've stopped reading things now. I do worry about my family though. Some people do try some nasty things to get at them and try and get a reaction from them.

Russell Crowe

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You heard on all sides that the brightest Jewish children were turned down if the examining officers did not like the turn of their noses.

Mary Antin

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I do weird parts - there's always something wrong with my character, or they are in a really weird situation.

Julia Garner

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Poetry seems to be the only weapon able to beat language, using language's own means.

Joseph Brodsky

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This is the hardest part for me. Just the waiting - the waiting to fight. The work has all been done, and you just have to wait.

Deontay Wilder

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