I am a very good driver - a defensive driver.
Kelly Carlson
Recitation: by Male by Female
I can remember the first face-lift show that came on. I rang up everyone - are you watching? I'm watching.
Jennifer Saunders
RememberYouI CanFirstWatching
Whoever has not experienced the pleasure of taking a young lady to her first game of ball should seize the first opportunity to do so. Her remarks about plays, her opinions of different players and the umpire, and the questions she will ask concerning the game, are all too funny to be missed.
John Montgomery Ward
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I think rock records tend to be very expensive.
Andy Summers
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I hate that song 'Mr. Bojangles.' It drives me up the wall, since it's not about him at all. He was never a bum in jail.
Shirley Temple
HateMeSongWallJailNever
Natural selection is a mechanism for generating an exceedingly high degree of improbability.
Ronald Fisher
DegreeHighNaturalNatural Selection
If you're interested in any artist, go see them live. I always say that you should go see an artist live. That's an experience that only you and the people in the room can say that they have.
Miguel
LiveExperiencePeopleYouArtist
Nearly 30 million people ride Amtrak each year, and they should board the trains knowing that safety is a paramount priority.
Jason Chaffetz
RidePeopleSafetyYearKnowing
Kids are appendages on so many family sitcoms. They'll come in, they'll make half a joke, and then they're like, 'OK, gotta go to school,' or 'I'm going to my room.' And then you never see them again.
Jason Jones
FamilySchoolYouGoNeverSee
It is a well known urban myth that the French don't trust banks and store their money under their mattress. It's not that they are tight with money - they just don't trust anyone.
Janine di Giovanni
TrustMoneyUrbanMythWellJust
With the notable exceptions of rum drinks, black beans, fat brown cigars, the smiles of pretty girls, hot yellow sunlight, and fat men with guitars and bongos playing mambos, rumbas, and boleros late into the night, nothing in Cuba comes easily.
Jonathan Miles
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It says on the back of the Nyquil box, 'May cause drowsiness.' It should say, 'Don't make any plans, OK? Kiss your family and friends good-bye.'
Denis Leary
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Circumstances give in reality to every political principle, its distinguishing colour, and discriminating effect. The circumstances are what render every civil and political scheme beneficial or noxious to mankind.
David Trimble
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