British - Comedian | July 6, 1958 -
I haven't got time in my life to do all the things I should be doing, like running and dieting and decorating my house, buying some furniture.
Jennifer Saunders
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But I think our humour is exactly the same today. Only, we've made rules now. We've said we are not going to do prosthetic make-up scenes, because when they take it off half your face comes off.
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The truth is, you can be honest with your friends - but you just can't be honest with the general public if you want to keep your friends.
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Like all girls, when I was growing up, I always worried about this bit of me being too fat or that bit. But I look back at pictures of me when I was young, and I was thin and gorgeous.
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I'm a total petrolhead. My three brothers and I used to ride scrambling bikes in the field near where we lived. We all liked cars. I've always loved the smell of an engine.
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You get crushes on people. You have to see them every day in that week. They're a fantastic person, and it could be a man or a woman.
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Men would find it much harder because men have such odd personal relationships with each other. They don't really emotionally connect, whereas women do. I think women become very close.
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I can remember the first face-lift show that came on. I rang up everyone - are you watching? I'm watching.
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Well, I'm lucky because, you see, I'll probably bounce back from this role.
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I grew up with a mother who, every time she saw something, would say, I'm going to look that up. And I've become that person - I've become the reference-book person.
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I remember when the first police scary video thing came out, and you thought, wow, ooh, look at this, come and look, come and look. And now it's on every channel.
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I'd much rather have sat there and just been a fly on the wall, instead of having to smile at people. I'd rather have been a waitress. Just gone round and stared at people.
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