Kurt Braunohler Quotes

The entire New York comedy scene has moved to L.A. - it's bled the New York comedy scene dry.

Kurt Braunohler

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Eric and I just don't have drama. We're very happy.

Jessie James Decker

I've had two callers ask, 'Did you ever work for someone who is poorer than you are?' Their idea is it takes a rich person to give you a job because jobs are something that are given to you, an inferior, from on high.

John Hall

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Me talking about political issues on a social platform was kind of an accident. It's something that's a part of my everyday - it's super central to who I am as a person.

Amandla Stenberg

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Well, my definition of a tragedy is a clash between right and right.

Amos Oz

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I was not popular. I was the kid in school that was bullied.

Tom Ford

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History is a story like any other, but black history is a story so devoid of logic that it frustrates the young reader. The young readers in my house, told of slavery and segregation, asked in disbelief, 'What? Why?' We - the parents of black children, the parents of all children - still need to tell that story.

Rumaan Alam

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I used to be a mean maniac. Someone once threw a firecracker at a show and I jumped off the side of the stage and whacked 'em on the side of the head.

Dick Dale

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If I was to do it all over again, I wouldn't change a thing.

Bobby Hull

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When girls scream my name and start crying, I blush like crazy.

Ansel Elgort

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There are good waves not that far from Manhattan - on Long Island, in north Jersey. It's true that the best surf around here tends to happen in winter, so you need a good wetsuit, and the time window of good waves is often pretty short, so you have to stay on top of the forecasts.

William Finnegan

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I can understand in some sense, having played the character, how unimaginably frustrating it is for people to tell you that you can't love who you love, because you ain't going to change it, and so they have to get out of your way.

Piper Perabo

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I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.

Todd Barry

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