American - Comedian | March 26, 1964 -
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
Todd Barry
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I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
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My sister sometimes does a Todd Barry tribute act.
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People don't understand that that's really what it is. They're looking for a magic phone number or something. And to a certain extent, I understand that, because comedy is treated so much as a stepping stone by a lot of people.
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Some venues are better run than others. Sometimes it's just maddening to deal with full dinners being served in front of your face. You can have a good or bad show anywhere.
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And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
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I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
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I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year.
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I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
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I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
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I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.
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I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
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