Kumail Nanjiani Quotes

I have a reward-and-punishment system: If I have done this much work, then I can play video games this long. It gives my day structure.

Kumail Nanjiani

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One thing lots of Christians do have in common is that they can't help coming across as smug. This winds lots of people up, particularly because famous Christians pronounce on the life of the poor from their very lovely affluent homes filled with their very lovely families and attractive pets.

Jo Brand

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Normally, if you go through a game without attracting attention, you are doing a hell of a job.

Jerry Kramer

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Has anyone ever said, 'I wish I could go to more meetings today'?

Matt Mullenweg

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Obama's defiantly vowed not only to radically expand the reach of government from cradle to grave, but to smash the Constitution's restrictions on government power while doing it.

Steve Stockman

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Everyone is entitled to our opinion.

Tre Cool

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Besides, we had a large debt, contracted at home and abroad in our War of Independence; therefore the great power of taxation was conferred upon this Government.

Robert Toombs

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'Snow White' is an old fairy tale, so obviously the idea of vanity and obsession with youth is long-standing. With today's science, people have become crazy with trying to move their face around. It's bizarre.

Julia Roberts

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McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done.

Jon Stewart

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I am not a political thinker. I'm not even much of a thinker. I'm a hack novelist.

Christopher Buckley

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Once you get over that peak of puberty, you hit a nice stride.

Claire Danes

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I like being different.

Brantley Gilbert

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My daughter's name is Neesyn Dacey but everyone calls her Dacey. Her mom chose Neesyn and I chose Dacey after she was born. The mother is a good friend of mine who I was seeing a while ago. We are no longer together.

Bode Miller

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