Lewis Black Quotes

Republicans and Democrats can barely do what they're supposed to do, and they sure can't do math!

Lewis Black

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MathDemocratsSureRepublicans

As we continue to make great progress in the war on terror, now more than ever, it is important that members of the international community stand-by and bolster the efforts of the emerging diplomatic leaders in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Jim Inhofe

CommunityGreatProgressWarNow

Football is so popular, people know they can sell their story in a newspaper form or a rating on TV, so they use football because what they are more about is the business of, you know, selling newspapers or seeing commercial time on TV.

Jim Irsay

BusinessTimeFootballPeopleStory

But unfortunately, when you have a kid, you sometimes eat everything they leave behind. So far today I've had some of her leftover pancakes with peanut butter.

Joely Fisher

TodayYouSometimesKidEatLeave

CSS is the design language of the web, and it is not as easy to use as it ought to be, and it can be confusing, especially if you are new to it.

Jeffrey Zeldman

LanguageDesignEasyYouNewWeb

My parents had very high expectations. They expected me to get straight A's from the time I was in kindergarten.

Amy Tan

TimeParentsMeExpectationsHigh

I don't care what you label me or how many times you come for me. I am fearless, and I'm just getting started.

Tomi Lahren

I AmMeFearlessCareYouStarted

I suffer from peroxide phobia. Every time I've gotten near a blond woman, something of mine has disappeared. Jobs, boyfriends... one time an angora sweater leaped right off my body.

Rita Rudner

TimeWomanBodySweaterRightOff

The album is never finished until it's on the shelves!

Rita Ora

NeverFinishedAlbumUntilShelves

We all pay federal taxes that we send to Washington and it is not unusual that as Americans we would expect some federal investment in the cities and metro areas because we're the ones that are generating the economic activity.

Michael Nutter

InvestmentWashingtonTaxesPay

Where I come from, we sing poetry.

Derek Walcott

PoetryWhereSingCome

I would never exchange my life with anybody else's.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

LifeMy LifeNeverWouldExchange

While accepting donations, no one looks at the colour of money.

Atal Bihari Vajpayee

MoneyLooksColourAcceptingWhile

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