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Lewis Black Quotes

I think comics in New York are interested in being comics. And there're comics in L.A. who are touring comics, who are certainly more interested in stand-up, but a lot of L.A. stand-ups are really looking to do something else.

Lewis Black

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 30, 1948

Topics

New York Looking Think New More Who

I know there are, like, 12 rules for late night: a desk, a band. Will people take me seriously if I don't wear a tie?

Jimmy Kimmel

People Me Night Late Rules Know

He is blind indeed who does not see, in the signs of the times, a strong tendency to plunge the Union as deep in debt as are many of the States, and to subjugate the whole to the paper system.

John C. Calhoun

Deep Strong Blind Debt Signs See

Conservatives have long been suspicious that Romney isn't truly one of them. The release of his tax returns should settle the matter once and for all: He's not only to be accepted, but admired and emulated - and by liberals as well as conservatives.

John Podhoretz

Long Tax Settle Matter Release Well

My wife and I, unlike many intellectuals, spent five years working on assembly lines. We came to fully understand the criticisms of the industrial age, in which you are an appendage of a machine that sets the pace.

Alvin Toffler

Age Wife You Understand Years Pace

We always started these albums as making demos, that went right on until Scary Monsters.

Tony Visconti

Right Scary Always Monsters Started

So I went way too in depth? I thought they wanted the hole by hole.

Trent Dilfer

Thought Way Depth Hole Wanted Too

After my neurosurgery, part of my brain was missing, and I had to deal with that. It wasn't the grey matter, but it was the gooey part dead center that makes key hormones and neurotransmitters.

Mary Lou Jepsen

Brain Key Grey Matter Dead Missing

Travelling, and being paid for it, is just great.

Michael Palin

Great Being Paid Just Travelling

As female hormones decrease, they're replaced with an overwhelming urge to grow delphinium.

Lois Lowry

Grow Hormones Overwhelming Female

Theatre is very cutthroat, especially here in New York!

Joshua Henry

New York Theatre New Here Very York

Music always gets bumped until I have some time to get around to it.

Johnny Flynn

Music Time Always Get Some Around

Christianity teaches that this life is not the only life, and there is a final judgment in which all earthly accounts are settled.

Dinesh D'Souza

Life Judgment Final Christianity