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Lewis Grizzard Quotes

I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, 'The reason you smoke is you're bitter and depressed.' No, the reason I smoke is the little sucker tastes so good.

Lewis Grizzard

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: writer
Nationality: american
Birth: October 20, 1946 - March 20, 1994

Topics

Good Smoking Week You Smoke Said

Unfortunately, however, I have too many desires to make a good Buddhist.

Jim Coleman

Good Make Desires Unfortunately Many

Donald Trump has defined himself very well, not only in the primary election where he was absolutely disrespectful to his colleagues on the Republican side of the aisle and for Fiorina, who he basically said, 'Who would vote for you? Look at her face.'

Maxine Waters

Colleagues Face You Look Election

I've always had a good handle on drawing children.

Jeff Lemire

Good Children Drawing Always Handle

Inequality reigns in horrifying ways, and not everyone can even read, but the world of media and advertising withholds very little from the imagination of the dispossessed.

Amitava Kumar

Imagination Advertising World Media

I've studied documentarians extensively to come up with my own in-house style. I'm a student of Michael Moore's films, of Eisenstein, Riefenstahl. Leave the politics aside, you have to learn from those past masters on how they were trying to communicate their ideas.

Steve Bannon

Style Politics Past Ideas Learn You

You've got to take what comes. You've got to make yourself available for everything; you've got to pray that you're in a position to do the jobs when they come around.

Tom Goodman-Hill

Yourself You Everything Position Got

Sometimes, we want Asians in the media, but we don't want them to talk about being Asian. For me, that's interesting because I'm from Asia. If you want me to be on television but I can't be Asian, I'm not being true to myself.

Ronny Chieng

Myself Me Interesting Media You

In my end is my beginning.

Mary Queen of Scots

Beginning End

My music is not really about one ideology. It's not about one truth.

Matisyahu

Music Truth Ideology About Really

I'm probably a little more like my dad. But because of my mom, I never saw being a woman as being an impediment to being able to do something. She had her Ph.D. before I was born.

Mary Cheney

Woman Mom Born More Never She

I was kind of a strange child. My parents knew early on that something must have been wrong with me. I crawled backwards until I was two, but had Kennedy's inaugural address memorized by the time I was six.

Michael Moore

Time Child Parents Me Early Wrong

With the overhand right in the past, I always got caught. My chin was up, and my shoulder wasn't where it was supposed to be, covering my chin.

Joseph Parker

Past Right Always Shoulder Up Where