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Lewis Black Quotes

In my lifetime, we've gone from Eisenhower to George W. Bush. We've gone from John F. Kennedy to Al Gore. If this is evolution, I believe that in twelve years, we'll be voting for plants.

Lewis Black

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american
Birth: August 30, 1948

Topics

Plants Believe Voting Evolution Gone

I want to make things equal.

Andrew Breitbart

Want Equal Things Make

With my team I am an absolute czar. My men know it. I order plays and they obey. If the don't, I fine them.

John McGraw

Men I Am Team Know Order Obey

For me, skiing is a physical necessity. I have a need for risk.

Jean-Marie Messier

Me Skiing Risk Need Necessity

Confidante: One entrusted by A with the secrets of B confided to herself by C.

Ambrose Bierce

Secrets Herself Entrusted Confided

God not only plays dice, but also sometimes throws them where they cannot be seen.

Stephen Hawking

God Sometimes Dice Seen Where Only

Writing poems is a chance to construct spaces that I want to imaginatively inhabit.

Mary Szybist

Writing Chance Want Poems Construct

The country is yearning for a change. I'd rather take my chances on somebody new, particularly with regard to the Supreme Court.

Mitch McConnell

Change Country New Supreme Court

I knew from the time I was a young girl that I was destined to be a writer. I'm incredibly stubborn. The more someone tells me I can't do something, the harder I work to prove them wrong. My father's nickname for me when I was growing up was 'Hardhead.'

Lori Wilde

Work Father Girl Time Me Growing Up

I always felt a love for music, but I never got my nerve up enough to try a musical instrument in school.

Don Cornelius

Love Music School Enough Try Never

I'm open to working anywhere, but not on anything.

Christoph Waltz

Open Anything Working Anywhere

Being born white in South Africa or anywhere in the empire and Commonwealth automatically conferred this special status. You had no problem finding a place to live, a job, trade union membership, access to social services. Being white, speaking English, you were accepted as English, entitled to all the rights of citizenship.

Peter Abrahams

Live Job Problem Finding You Born

My brother and sister were much older. They were planned. I was not planned for. I was called the mistake, amongst other things.

Penny Marshall

Mistake Brother Sister Planned Older