Lewis Black Quotes

Let me be serious: divorce is a sacred institution between a man and a woman who hate each other. God wanted Adam to pay alimony to Eve, not Steve.

Lewis Black

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Our growth rate continues to be staggering.

Jimmy Wales

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The right word fitly spoken is a precious rarity.

John Boyle O'Reilly

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It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone.

Jennifer Coolidge

YouPlease EveryoneTryEveryoneUp

I figured if the plane goes down, I'll go with a great genius and will always have my name connected with his.

Matthew Sweet

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My family was quite poor, and the NHS was recruiting people from abroad to do psychiatric nursing. It was the only hope I had to leave Hong Kong.

John Rocha

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I don't mind children cribbing answers off other children. It's one of the ways they can learn. I also don't think there should be too many constraints on what they can look at on the Internet.

Sugata Mitra

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I really actually started when I was 10 years old, but before that, I loved to play with Father because he played as an ex-player. I just enjoyed it, so I started at 10 years old with Father to be a proper football player.

Son Heung-min

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What's hard, it seems, is living up to the words spoken by Jesus Christ, who preached naught but love and mercy and justice and humility.

Steven Weber

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I think the poets and musicians, they belong to everybody.

Ruby Dee

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The Ibrahim Index is a tool to hold governments to account and frame the debate about how we are governed.

Mo Ibrahim

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I've never had a written script.

Don Rickles

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Drawing attention to myself has never been a goal.

Alison Elliott

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