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Martha Kelly Quotes

From the time I was 18, I knew I wanted to be a comedian, but I was just scared to try it. And first I thought, 'Well, I should go to college and get a degree.' That didn't pan out.

Martha Kelly

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: comedian
Nationality: american

Topics

Time College Thought Go Try First

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

Jimi Hendrix

Pet Monkey Got Charlie

The question is not, 'Do you have a problem?' The question is, 'Does the problem have you?'

Joel Osteen

Problem You Question Does

I really enjoy squeezing out a big lump of paint directly onto the canvas and leaving it; fresh, immediate and sometimes shocking.

John Dyer

Enjoy Sometimes Leaving Canvas Paint

I don't know whether Mrs. Borden is out or in; I wish you would see if she is in her room.

Lizzie Andrew Borden

Wish You Know She I Wish See

Conserving habitats is a wellspring for the next industrial revolution.

Janine Benyus

Industrial Revolution Revolution Next

I just want people to hear the music the way it's suppose to sound, the way we meant for them to hear it. You sit in the studio all this time and make the music, tweak it, try to get it perfect. They should be able to hear it that way.

Dr. Dre

Music Time People You Perfect Want

When I meet celebrities, I have to know what they are like and only then can I design. The clothes have to fit their personality.

Donatella Versace

Personality Design Clothes Know Meet

To those like Mitt Romney who want to take us backwards, let's send a strong message in November: as we say in Brooklyn, 'Fuhgeddaboutit.'

Chuck Schumer

Strong Brooklyn Say Want Backwards

The only thing holding us back is ourselves.

Brad Henry

Back Us Only Ourselves Holding

I don't have a specific style. My style is unorthodox; that is my style. So you can't really place me here, place me there, because my style is just to be anywhere, you know what I'm saying?

ASAP Ferg

Style Me Saying You Place Know

The only thing about 3-D is the dullness of the image.

Peter Jackson

Image Only The Only Thing About

I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn't matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes - I try and make everybody hate me more. Like, once I know it's not going well, I can just have fun.

Pete Davidson

Hate Fun Me Have Fun Enjoy I Can