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Pete Davidson Quotes

American - Actor | November 16, 1993 -

I feel bad for kids growing up that, like, their favorite rapper is Lil Yachty.

Growing Up Feel Bad Growing Rapper

I don't like going out. I'm more of a watch TV, hang out, Netflix kind of guy. I don't like leaving; I don't like talking to people. It gives me anxiety.

People Me Anxiety Talking Netflix

Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore.

Funny Sad Hurt Feel Way Talk

I have no idea how to do sketches, believe it or not.

Believe Idea No Idea Sketches How

I'm the most awkward person in the world, but onstage, I'm completely fine. I could run around in a thong and not care.

World Care Person Run Awkward Fine

There are people for everybody, and luckily, I found mine.

People Mine Found Everybody Luckily

I have to do stand-up. I have to do something comedy-involved every day, or else I will lose my mind.

Day Mind Every Day Lose Will Every

I really wish that I was, like, strong enough to not go online.

Strong Wish Enough Go Like Online

I bombed so much as a standup that messing up doesn't matter to me anymore. I kind of enjoy bombing sometimes - I try and make everybody hate me more. Like, once I know it's not going well, I can just have fun.

Hate Fun Me Have Fun Enjoy I Can

I feel like every time I tweet, I lose money.

Time Money Feel Lose I Feel Like

I don't let a lot of people know about my dad dying on 9/11. It's not a way to introduce yourself. So I never told anybody, and then I would do jokes about it... and I think people thought I was lying about it. Which would be crazy!

Yourself People Crazy Think Thought

I was the class clown in high school, but I always took it too far, so nobody liked me. I was annoying. Like, I would get a laugh and then keep going and keep going.

Keep Going School Me High School

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