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Moon Unit Zappa Quotes

We had two rules growing up in my house: If you're going to take a shower, do it with whomever you're dating so you don't waste water; and if you buy one for yourself, buy six, because everybody's going to want one.

Moon Unit Zappa

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

Author Profession: musician
Nationality: american
Birth: September 28, 1967

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Water Yourself Dating Growing Up You

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Jimmy Rushing

Time Singing I Can More Beat Hear

I was born a limited-government person. I've always had this streak going through me.

Joe Lhota

Me Born Person Always Through Going

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Joan Rivers

Dog Me Year Dumb Birth Kid

To treat your facts with imagination is one thing, to imagine your facts is another.

John Burroughs

Imagination Treat Facts Imagine Your

I never want to lose touch with reality. I won't push $100 candles just because. I realized that I could create a hub of positivity and affirmation.

Meghan Markle

Reality Push Lose Create Want Never

All the media have their own award presentations.

Robert Preston

Media Award Own

Good painting is like good cooking; it can be tasted, but not explained.

Maurice de Vlaminck

Good Cooking Painting Like Explained

God often gives nuts to toothless people.

Matt Groening

God People Nuts Often Gives

The hardest thing is spending twelve hours a day accommodating the rest of the world, then going home at night and criticizing it. I would be curious about what I'd write if I didn't have to worry about offending.

Sloane Crosley

Home Day Curious World Night Rest

People who couldn't walk, they'd come in wheelchairs, and he'd make them walk. It's just the power of God. It wasn't my dad; it's what God had instructed my dad to do.

Tory Lanez

God Power Walk People Come Just

Cruelty is softened by fear, not pity.

Mason Cooley

Fear Cruelty Pity

So when I do Chinese cooking, I mix everything together, then the kids have to eat their vegetables. They won't have the patience to pick them out.

Martin Yan

Patience Cooking Together Vegetables