It turns out childbirth is really... messy.
Ryan North
Recitation: by Male by Female
I feel like I've paid a really heavy cost, a really heavy physical health cost, for the years of touring and how physical I've been onstage.
Jim James
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I sometimes like to tinker with poems that have failed, ones that I have sent aside. Even years afterward, I will revisit them if there is something about them that I cannot give up on.
John Barton
SometimesWillYearsUpSomething
I did commit adultery, if adultery is having a relationship in a marriage with another woman. I learned from that.
Steve Garvey
MarriageRelationshipWomanCommit
Where were they when the Russians went down?
Stacy Keach
DownWhereRussiansWere
One time, the teacher was the storehouse of knowledge. That will no longer be so. So what would a teacher do? A very good teacher will play the role of augmenter. Also, the teacher will be located anywhere and helping students.
Shiv Nadar
GoodGood TeacherKnowledgeTeacher
As a small child, I could watch anything happen and tell a story, and it was funny.
Ron White
FunnyChildSmallStoryAnything
I love liquid eyeliner - it's just easier. It doesn't melt, fade, skip, or smudge. It's tougher to use because it's not as forgiving. The brush for my em michelle phan Scribble Calligraphy Liquid Liner was inspired by a calligraphy brush, so you can get a very thick or thin line, depending on how you flick it. I use it in Tattoo Black.
Michelle Phan
LoveBlackYouFadeTattooLine
I didn't have the equipment for the regular world of being a lawyer. I didn't have the imagination for that. I did have a funny kind of ambition, but I didn't know where to put it.
Michael Lindsay-Hogg
FunnyImaginationAmbitionWorld
There is only one secret. To love what you are doing.
Jayne Meadows
LoveDoingYouSecretOnlyTo Love
I don't write directly on to the computer because I don't think well facing forward with fingers on a keyboard. I think better looking down holding a pen. And the concentration quotient of pen and paper is higher than when I'm moving words around on screen.
Joshua Ferris
WordsMovingLookingForwardBetter
My mom and dad always tried to make Christmas special for us. We were poor, but it's funny because we had no idea.
Johnny Mathis
FunnyMomSpecialChristmasPoorUs
At my age, you sort of fart your way into a role.
Donald Sutherland
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