Norm MacDonald Quotes

I don't like sports where it's like, you watch a guy on a motorcycle flip or something, then another guy does it, it looks exactly the same, and then at the end one guy gets higher points! It seems so arbitrary; I don't know who's ahead ever.

Norm MacDonald

Recitation: by Male by Female

Author Biography

  • Author Profession: actor
  • Nationality: canadian
  • Birth: October 17, 1963

Topics

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Valvoline's decision to invest in our community sends a message around the world that Lexington is a great place to do business.

Jim Gray

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I never felt particularly alienated as an English person in America. It doesn't feel culturally like a massive gap to me.

Max Minghella

MeFeelAmericaPersonNeverGap

To me style is just the outside of content, and content the inside of style, like the outside and the inside of the human body - both go together, they can't be separated.

Jean-Luc Godard

StyleTogetherMeBodyGoOutside

My only true harmony lies deep within my soul, wherever that is. I know that somehow I am in tune with the universe.

Mercedes McCambridge

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I always felt that it was easier to take a funny person and teach them to write television than to take somebody who was a television writer and make them funny. And I discovered a lot of great writers that went on to do a lot of great shows like 'Seinfeld,' 'Friends,' you know, 'Three and a Half Men.'

Roseanne Barr

FunnyGreatMenFriendsYouPerson

Satire is a weapon, and it can be quite cruel.

Molly Ivins

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It's not natural to outlive your child. This has always been my greatest fear.

Debbie Reynolds

FearChildAlwaysNaturalGreatest

Rwanda, which is one of the younger independent states in Africa, must be regarded as a model of how great human trauma can be transformed to commence true reconstruction of people. Human trauma can lead to stunted growth and mass withdrawal.

Wole Soyinka

GrowthGreatPeopleTrueTrauma

I have a way of synthesizing. That's what I would encourage any young person to do: take in the ideas, the conflicts, and the world. Watch and listen and live before you go public.

William Hurt

LiveIdeasWorldYouPersonYoung

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person.

Pink

WorkFunnyGoodTalentWork Hard

Love never ends or fails. Love never ends. Everything must be based on love - the relation between two friends, my ministry, my service; the church services in every field must be based on love. Why? Because God is Love.

Pope Theodoros II

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These days, photographers have expensive contracts with actresses, but then the actresses have to have their names written in the column because nobody recognizes them. That's kind of strange.

Peter Lindbergh

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